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Two feet tall, forty feet wide
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Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?"
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It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers
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While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride.
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Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it.
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Keeps heckling your lame top ten list
- 4 -
It's very small and says "air freshener" on it.
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Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours.
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Some guy named Mujibur puts a crappy Statue of Liberty on top of it
- 1 -
Constantly bragging about its "trunk size"