Signs You're Sick of the Holidays
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You've got red and green bags under your eyes
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You're serving reindeer pot pie
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When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream, "No! I'm not listening!"
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You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers in the ass with your BB gun
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You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you
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Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make photo copies
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You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe.
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You've got eggnog coming out of your ears
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Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too, you bastard"
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Two words: tinsel rash
(Source: Top Ten Lists from LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN)