Top Ten Santa Pick-up Lines
(Note, this one is a bit "off-color")

- 10 -
"I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly."
- 9 -
"I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge."
- 8 -
"I've got something you can hang a wreath on."
- 7 -
"One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer!"
- 6 -
"Buy you a Zima?"
- 5 -
"That is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you."
- 4 -
"Uh -- yeah, that's right, I'm Kenny Rogers."
- 3 -
"I got your stocking stuffer right here, Shirley!"
- 2 -
"Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!"
- 1 -
"I've got an elf in my pants!"

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