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Come on in and have a look around. Careful of the open graves, some of the guests are out enjoying the night air.... Afterall, we wouldn't want to see you get HURT, now, would we?
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Click on each gravestone
This section of the bone yard is now full, but not to worry!, I have made more room this way (Lot 2) AND that way (lot 3)!
This way to LOT 2 | This way to LOT 3 |
How long do you have to live?
Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by,
They wrap you up in a big white sheet
They put you in a big black box
All goes well for about a week,
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
A big green worm with rolling eyes,
Your stomach turns a slimy green,
You spread it on a slice of bread,
Die!
Enter your birthday below and findout!
For you may be the next to die.
From your head down to your feet.
And cover you up with dirt and rocks.
hen your coffin begins to leak.
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat the jelly between your toes.
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes.
And pus pours out like whipping cream.
And that's what you eat when you are dead.
Watch out!
You may be the next
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