Top Ten Reasons
Why Halloween is Better Than
~~ SEX ~~

~~10~~
You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack

~~9~~
If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again

~~8~~
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some

~~7~~
You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy

~~6~~
The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else

~~5~~
40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy

~~4~~
If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months

~~3~~
It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning

~~2~~
Much less guilt the next morning

~~1~~
If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!


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